Thursday, November 14, 2002

This is the best fucking thing I've read in a long time [from skimble]:
Clinton wanted to do something about al-Qaida operations in Afghanistan late in his second term, his cruise missile attacks on the group's facilities in August 1998 having achieved little. He approached Gen. Hugh Shelton, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and said, according to the book,"It would scare the (expletive) out of al-Qaida if suddenly a bunch of black ninjas rappelled out of helicopters in to the middle of their camp. It would get us an enormous deterrence and show those guys we're not afraid."
Who says Democrats are soft on foreign policy? Seriously, imagine how hard al-Qaida would shit their pants if the USAF dropped out of the sky and fucking formed Voltron on their ass? Ninjas are really kind of weak, Bill -- compared to a giant robot made out of mechanical lions. Sure you wouldn't rather send the A-team in there? About time for one of our plans to come together. (Saddam bears a suspicious resemblance to Megatron, who could definitely kick Voltron's ass, if his megalomania didn't foil his plans...)

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