Friday, March 12, 2004

helter stupid omnimedia

I'm planning on taking advantage of Martha's incarceration to transition my popular "weblog" into a gigantic lifestyle conglomerate. Here's my first entertaining tip:

Invite friends over to instantly transform "problem drinking" into "social drinking".

Bonus tip: Gin and wine don't mix.

Also, you should listen to the Grey Album, but not over and over. update: Nor, apparently, backwards.


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