Friday, July 16, 2004

everything is everything

Apparently, "America" is "Kansas"

The state watches impotently as its culture, beamed in from the coasts, becomes coarser and more offensive by the year. Kansas aches for revenge. Kansas gloats when celebrities say stupid things; it cheers when movie stars go to jail. And when two female rock stars exchange a lascivious kiss on national TV, Kansas goes haywire. Kansas screams for the heads of the liberal elite. Kansas comes running to the polling place. And Kansas cuts those rock stars' taxes.
Also, good things might happen if poor people had something to eat besides donuts. But the urban chicken coop might be too much.

misc.: GMO-free county measures gain ground in Cali.; and the OIG turns its pitiless gaze on FSIS.


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