Goddammit, there's a secret level. I can't believe you bastards didn't tell me.
Also, fuck I am poor. I am so poor now I'm probably not even allowed to look at the internet.
If you want something to read, check out this week's superb food snark from Ms. Schrambling. At your own risk: the vasactomy. And ye olde hagge is packing some serious junk in the trunk metaphorically speaking.