Must be an east coast leopard shortage
A-Rod needs a new agent: maybe Drew Rosenhaus? Sure, Boras got him a quarter-billion, but snatching the 8-year old from certain death the same day Shef. decides not to go into the stands is just amateurish.
I should also point out: 1. 50mph on Newbury St.? No fucking way; 2. kid's dad is a P.R. guy who happen's to be a Yankees fan. What crazy coincidence. Better jokes from SoSH:
I heard that -- in the Ruthian tradition -- ARod promised the boy he would hit a weak ground out in for him.
That's not fair. He showed the kid his warning track power last night.
Sorry, I promise no more baseball.