democracy in action
I am probably the only person in the world who's never had an idea for a screenplay, but today must be genius day. Any agents out there who want to make a shitload of money, give me a call. Think Elmore Leonard x Henry James x Aeschylus. [Although, under Alex Ross's influence, I'm thinking it would make a sweet opera too]. Seriously: someone tell me how you sell a screenplay without actually having to write anything.
Hey midwesterners: what the fuck is wrong with you? I tried to listen to the Cardinals game on your radio station, and I had to switch to the SD feed after 1/3 inning. The guy started channelling a leg-humping French Canadian dog when Edmonds hit his HR in the first. And why do the Cards have an official hand cleaning product? At least now I know why Joe Buck, Jr. is such a douche.
Speaking of which, the title of world's biggest douchebag has become hotly contested. Nominations now include: me, Athanasius of Alexandria, Thomas Krens, Joe Buck, and some guy in the White House. I suggest that we exclude the last, as "politicians" seem to transcend the category. Who can choose between Pol Pot and Hitler?
But the choice is yours. Vote in the comments.
For old time's sake, let's throw Dennis Kozlowski and David Denby in the ring.