I take it back -- there is a such a thing as a luscious, elegant new world pinot noir. Too bad I forgot what it was called as soon as I saw the price tag.
There's an old joke where a chap asks another chap: "Describe the worst blowjob you ever had" and the chap replies: "Terrific." Well, I feel the same away about meals. A really good one is just a bonus -- but really any old thing will do.
My command of Greek is not what it was, but I'm pretty sure this chick is saying that many bloggers are homos. All I know is that "gastro-surfer" sounds gay in every language.