Thursday, October 13, 2005

further dispatches from the provinces

People in LA apparently still drink mudslides! This article from 20 years ago a/k/a Laguna Beach purports to explain what a woman's choice of beverage means to the male gaze:

Rum and Coke: This is a basic, and fairly safe, drink choice. Someone who likes to have fun but can keep herself in check.

Whiskey and Coke: Borderline alcoholic. Someone who is a bit sassy, will speak her mind and won't care what anyone thinks.

Priceless.

10 Comments:

Anonymous laufrine said...

But what if a guy orders Jameson on the rocks?

Thu Oct 13, 07:58:00 PM GMT  
Blogger mmw said...

Pretentious douche.

That, and sperm dumpster.

Thu Oct 13, 08:14:00 PM GMT  
Anonymous laufrine said...

and ladies who order Hennessy Martinis?...
does that say "So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"

Thu Oct 13, 08:48:00 PM GMT  
Blogger la depressionada said...

harvey wallbangers ought to be making a comeback any day now. i swear for the holidays i'm going to serve an astrological platter just like trimalchio's but with hors d'oeuvres from the 70s accompanied by hwbs and tequila sunrises. maybe i'll serve 'gac and coke, but that's a way different 70s crowd -- very billy dee.

Fri Oct 14, 03:18:00 PM GMT  
Anonymous kk said...

I'm surprised she didn't warn her readers that any cocktail with champagne in it makes you look like a hooker. Or maybe that was just my shoes.

Fri Oct 14, 04:14:00 PM GMT  
Anonymous dana said...

May the author of that article be relegated for eternity to covering local garden shows and Pop Warner football games.

Mon Oct 17, 05:35:00 PM GMT  
Blogger mmw said...

The words of a Genny-swilling sperm dumpster, obvs.

Mon Oct 17, 05:57:00 PM GMT  
Anonymous dana said...

I prefer "cum bucket."

Mon Oct 17, 07:02:00 PM GMT  
Blogger mmw said...

pole smoker.

Mon Oct 17, 08:43:00 PM GMT  
Blogger la depressionada said...

ha.

Tue Oct 18, 04:49:00 PM GMT  

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