It's not you, it's me
Don't worry: taxes, not death.
As long as I'm here, I should mention Russ Parsons's two-week-old mandarin article before it vanishes into the archives. East coasters are probably better off sticking to Spain, but I just found some of the relatively new Gold Nuggets, which are quite good, with atypically high (but balanced) acid for a new variety. "California clementines" are to be avoided as far as I can tell. As noted, Ojai pixies are, consistently, superior.
That last link remindes me:
That is all.
Update: good news: bad news. At. The. Faire.