Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Hey douchebags

If you are selling something, including yourself, don't tell me about it unless you have a reason to believe I'm interested. I will immediately delete your comment or email, and create a filter so I never hear from you again.

Everyone else, be advised that I will never get an email from you if it mentions Buddha thanks to some pathetic piece of shit in Scotland or Russia or something. Not that I really wanted to hear what you think about Buddha anyway. Viagra, on the other hand...

4 Comments:

Anonymous dubarry said...

you are your most attactive when you are like this.

Tue Oct 24, 09:09:00 PM GMT  
Blogger mmw said...

As are you in Rip Torn's lap, madame.

Wed Oct 25, 02:39:00 AM GMT  
Blogger shuna fish lydon said...

can I C & p this? I'm going to start asking for money when people want me to do something. Up front.

Tue Oct 31, 07:44:00 AM GMT  
Anonymous Mikeachim said...

Hello. My name is Mr Annan. I used to be the grand overlord of the World Bank. I left under circumstances I do not wish to go into. Now I am looking for a partner to act as beneficiary of the $134 trillion that I was 'given' as a 'leaving present' but cannot cash myself, as my face is well known in financial circles.
Please e-mail me back and we will both be excrementally rich. My e-mail is thisisfishierthanaseafoodrestaurant @ worldbank.org
Please don't let me down.

Wed Jan 31, 05:27:00 PM GMT  

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