Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Hey douchebags

If you are selling something, including yourself, don't tell me about it unless you have a reason to believe I'm interested. I will immediately delete your comment or email, and create a filter so I never hear from you again.

Everyone else, be advised that I will never get an email from you if it mentions Buddha thanks to some pathetic piece of shit in Scotland or Russia or something. Not that I really wanted to hear what you think about Buddha anyway. Viagra, on the other hand...


Anonymous dubarry said...

you are your most attactive when you are like this.

Tue Oct 24, 09:09:00 PM GMT  
Blogger mmw said...

As are you in Rip Torn's lap, madame.

Wed Oct 25, 02:39:00 AM GMT  
Blogger shuna fish lydon said...

can I C & p this? I'm going to start asking for money when people want me to do something. Up front.

Tue Oct 31, 07:44:00 AM GMT  
Anonymous Mikeachim said...

Hello. My name is Mr Annan. I used to be the grand overlord of the World Bank. I left under circumstances I do not wish to go into. Now I am looking for a partner to act as beneficiary of the $134 trillion that I was 'given' as a 'leaving present' but cannot cash myself, as my face is well known in financial circles.
Please e-mail me back and we will both be excrementally rich. My e-mail is thisisfishierthanaseafoodrestaurant @ worldbank.org
Please don't let me down.

Wed Jan 31, 05:27:00 PM GMT  

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