What I want to know is
What did Molly Ivins name her dog?
Also, I'd like to read her original version of that chicken slaughter article. The lede:
The annual Corrales chicken slaughter was well under way by 6 A.M. today and the first "medicinal" beer emerged at 7:30. By that time, there was a satisfactory pile of chicken heads next to the chopping block, a mess in the bucket and many handsomely dressed chickens waiting for the deep freeze.